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Dysfunctional Relationship Management
I'm convinced that a good relationship boils down to the number of stories you have to exchange. Once you run out of stories to tell each other or begin repeating stories, the relationship is over....
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7 Plagues for Human Resources
Last week was the last straw for Human Resources. First they made me take down the "666" office number I had put up, and now they won't approve me putting "Antichrist" on my business cards. How...
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3 Last Plagues for HR
After the first 4 plagues on HR a couple of weeks ago, Triplet, the VP of HR, accused me of being the perpetrator of those plagues. Pangbourn, the executive sponsor of the Emergency Response Team, told...
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Employee Relations
What's worse than having sex with someone who works for you? Having sex with two people who work for you. It's not an ethical issue (for me); it's a question of complication. It's complicated enough...
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More Employee Relations
I was all prepared today to come up with an excuse not to have drinks with Tabbatha tonight. In fact, I came up with a whole list to choose from: Sick grandmother (oldie but a goody) Smithee, my...
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Tabbatha
I had drinks with Tabbatha last Wednesday night because my dick told me that I should. My brain told me that I shouldn't, so I compromised by having drinks with her, but inviting my own cock block:...
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Sexolepsy
It's never a good idea to have sex with someone who works for you. Which is why I never hire hot women. Not that there's an over abundance of hot women in the field of technology, but you do...
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